Verse 1

We're headed down to Mexico,
Twelve grown-ups, all in tow.
A trip that comes but once in life,
Could cause a little family strife.
Six months of planning, day and night,
To get this crazy schedule right.
With travel blogs and AI too,
We finally know what we should do!

Chorus

We're doin' nothin', nothin' at all,
Just sittin' around till the dinner call!
No mountain to climb, no jungle to roam,
We flew all this way to sit at home!
We've got a plan, it's quite profound,
To keep our feet up off the ground.
Oh, Mexico, we're feelin' fine,
Doin' nothin' on Mexican time!

Verse 2

Three AI brains were put to work,
To find the fun and every quirk.
A thousand pages, maybe more,
Of things that we could just ignore!
Jordan Hackworth was hired too,
To tell us what we ought to do.
He studied every way in his good mood,
Then said, "We'll unwind at home eating food!"

Verse 3

On Sunday we unpack our clothes,
On Monday we recover and doze.
On Tuesday we enjoy the view,
Of everybody doing what they do.
On Wednesday there's a swimming pool,
But getting wet's against the rule.
On Thursday, adventures we recall,
While never leaving home at all!

Chorus

We're doin' nothin', nothin' at all,
Just sittin' around till the dinner call!
No mountain to climb, no jungle to roam,
We flew all this way to sit at home!
We've got a plan, it's quite profound,
To keep our feet up off the ground.
Oh, Mexico, we're feelin' fine,
Doin' nothin' on Mexican time!

Verse 4

On Friday we just wind things down,
From all that restin' all around.
On Saturday we pack and go,
Exhausted from our week so slow!
No one got lost, no one got sore,
We hardly made it out the door.
Next time we'll plan a grander stay,
And do a whole lot less each day!

Final Chorus

We're doin' nothin', nothin' at all,
Just sittin' around till the dinner call!
No mountain to climb, no jungle to roam,
We flew all this way to sit at home!
Three AI brains and a grand design,
To schedule absolutely nothin' on time!
Oh, Mexico, we're feelin' fine,
Doin' nothin' on Mexican time!

"Any questions?"

Justin said, "Jordan. I am so excited.
Remind me though, when are we doing this?