Stubbed my Toe

I stubbed my toe. 

Now I'm howling. 

Sorry I can't go.  My toe is broken. 

Anybody out there? 

Who’s got a fix for a stubbed toe?

Who’s got a fix for a stubbed toe?

Hey woman, I want to go.  Can't go. 

That’s rich.  It’s a toe, almost a tragedy. 

Can't go.  But oh.  How I want to go. 

[guitar solo]

Pay attention, Dude. 

NEVER stub your toe if you want to go.

Hey man, where do you want to go?

To the bathroom.  Oh, it hurts. 

To the bathroom.

[banjo solo]

I want to go.

Hey man, quit worshipping the toe.

Which hurts worse?  Toe or toilet?

I'll tell you.  I know.  It's the toe.

[bridge]

Can't wear my shoe.  My toe is blue.

You act like you got hit by a truck.

Still four toes. it's just bad luck.

Yeah, but it hurts, and I'm stuck in muck.

Yeah, but it hurts, and I'm stuck in muck.

You act like you got hit by a truck.

Still four toes. it's just bad luck.

Yeah, but it hurts, and I'm stuck in muck.

[Guitar Solo]