Happy Birthday, Scumbag

Yes, I was there when we were broke,
Eating Ramen, we laughed and joked,
Through med school, Doc, I worked for years
And held you close when love was near.

We stayed upright, yet it was tight.
I helped you through some dimming light.
Your office work I did enjoy.
I paid the bills. I gave you thrills.

(Chorus)
So happy birthday, Scumbag.
Hope you’re proud of what you’ve done,
Trading in a good wife
For a gal who just wants fun.
Our second home has come my way.
Our college car with me will stay,
But loosing you hurts me the most.
Your foolish choice makes you a ghost.

[guitar solo]

(Verse 2)
I scrubbed the blood from your white coats.
I washed our cars, and that’s no joke.
Malinda now is your new doll,
But leaving me is your great fall.

Patients need you, but so did I.
But we are done; no need to cry.
A man I’ve got. Buck lost his wife.
With some good luck, we’ll make a life.

[bridge]
Perhaps from cake will ashes fall.
Candles perhaps will burn your walls.

(Chorus)
So happy birthday, Scumbag.
Hope you’re proud of what you’ve done,
Trading in a good wife
For a gal who just wants fun.
Our second home has come my way.
Our college car with me will stay,
But loosing you hurts me the most.
Your foolish choice makes you a ghost.