I Need a Steak

[Verse 1]
I tried a salad once or twice,
But crunchin’ leaves don’t taste that nice;
My stomach’s growlin’ like an earthquake—
Stand back now… I need a steak.

[Verse 2]
Folks say greens will help you slim,
But I ain’t tryin’ to diet on a whim;
I’m shakin’ like a rattlesnake—
Lord help me… I need a steak.

[Chorus]
Steaks are the best food in the universe,
Bless my heart, I’m feelin’ the hunger curse;
I’m seein’ visions on my dinner plate—
Sweet mercy, y’all…
I really need a steak!

Steaks beat every veggie that the garden makes,
Cowboy truth—yeah, that’s all it takes;
My whole soul’s startin’ to vibrate—
Somebody hurry…
I really need a steak!

[Verse 3]
Give me that sizzle, give me that char,
Medium-rare like a country star;
I’d trade my truck for one hot plate—
Hold my hat… I need a steak.

[Verse 4]
Don’t want quinoa, don’t want kale,
Don’t need twigs from some woodland trail;
I’ll eat my boots for goodness’ sake—
Move aside… I need a steak.

[Chorus]
Steaks are the best food in the universe,
Bless my heart, I’m feelin’ the hunger curse;
I’m seein’ visions on my dinner plate—
Sweet mercy, y’all…
I really need a steak!

Steaks beat every veggie that the garden makes,
Cowboy truth—yeah, that’s all it takes;
My whole soul’s startin’ to vibrate—
Somebody hurry…
I really need a steak!