Verse 1
She never misses work a day,
Shows up smiling all the way,
Every task gets done on time,
Never grumbles, never whines.

Papers stacked, she clears them fast,
Makes the busy moments pass,
Keeps it smooth from nine to five,
She’s the reason I survive.

Verse 2
Works for peanuts, never asks,
Just keeps checking off the tasks,
Never pushing for a raise,
Still she brightens all my days.
Makes my life so easy now,
Don’t know when or don’t know how,
Even says, “Cut pay? That’s fine,”
Who on earth is this divine?

Chorus
Best secretary, number one,
Shines ‘til evening, ‘til setting sun,
Quick with answers, always kind,
Sharpest heart and sharpest mind.
Who could be this perfect find?
Heaven must have helped me find.
Best secretary, can’t you see?
She means everything to me.

Verse 3
Never argues, never fights,
Gets things done and gets them right,
Fast as lightning, cool and calm,
Always brings a sense of calm.
Knows her way around the screen,
Solves the problems in between,
Gives candy now and then,
Sometimes acts like a mother hen.

Verse 4
Knows the world and how it turns,
Every lesson quickly learns,
When I’m lost, she leads the way,
Turns my worries into play.
So I’ll tell you honestly,
Who this angel came to be—
It’s no office mystery,
She’s my wife, and she loves me.

Best secretary, can’t you see?
My wife means everything to me.

Chorus
Best secretary, number one,
Shines ‘til evening, ‘til setting sun,
Quick with answers, always kind,
Sharpest heart and sharpest mind.
Who could be this perfect find?
Heaven must have helped me find.
Best secretary, can’t you see?
She means everything to me.