Verse 1
Down in Africa, beneath the sun,
Kristi found him, a giant one,
A hundred-fifty pounds of fur,
She said, “That cat belongs with her.”
She named him Punk, and brought him home,
Now in Virginia he chews on bones,
Charlottesville is where they stay,
In her husband’s house each day.

Chorus
Oh Punk, you oversized delight,
Curled up on the couch at night,
Soft and smart, and full of fun,
Kristi says you’re number one,
Cost a fortune, five grand flat,
Still worth every penny—that cat!

Verse 2
Kristi’s a doctor, strong and kind,
Helping mothers, with the birth,
Each December she will go,
To Kenya where new babies grow,
Monbootan Clinic, one month away,
Bringing life there every day,
But back at home, Punk waits his turn,
For Kristi’s love when she returns.

Chorus
Oh Punk, you oversized delight,
Curled up on the couch at night,
Soft and smart, and full of fun,
Kristi says you’re number one,
Cost a fortune, five grand flat,
Still worth every penny—that cat!

Verse 3
House-trained king with porch domain,
Litter box like a freight train,
Uses it just like he should,
For a giant cat, he’s really good,
Sleeps each night upon the couch,
Like a lion that could pounce.
Massive paws and gentle eyes,
A fluffy, purring big surprise.

Chorus
Oh Punk, you oversized delight,
Curled up on the couch at night,
Soft and smart, and full of fun,
Kristi says you’re number one,
Cost a fortune, five grand flat,
Still worth every penny—that cat!

Verse 4
Now when Kristi hugs her man,
Punk jumps in the middle.
Wiggles in to claim his place,
Jealous love upon his face,
Soft as clouds and sharp as can be,
Smart enough to rule the family,
Brings her joy both night and day,
In his giant, fluffy way.

Final Chorus
Oh Punk, you oversized delight,
Curled up on the couch at night,
Soft and smart, and full of fun,
Kristi says you’re number one,
Cost a fortune, five grand flat,
Still worth every penny—that cat!