Bittie the Cat
[Intro]
Hey Kabuki, hey Spot, you have a lot
Of freedom in this apartment.
But what about Bittie?
This is Charlie calling.
Usually, Bittie stays in one spot.
And that’s not a problem.
Yes, what about Bittie, so close to my heart?
I don’t want to start an argument,
But I love Bittie best. There was a test,
And Bittie won.
For me, her bashful ways are so fun.
Yes, Bittie spun a web that binds us close.
Bittie was found by the Burger King wall,
Lonely and small, the kitten sprawled.
I reached down. Gave Bittie comfort and care,
Now Bittie, so black, has love, and love to spare.
[Chorus]
Bittie the cat loves Charlie, it’s true,
Charlie loves Bittie, through and through.
Morning brings joy when canned food appears,
Bittie sounds joy for Charlie’s keen ears.
[Verse 2]
Kabuki and Spot like to tumble and play,
Wild little brothers who scatter all day.
Bittie stays quiet, she keeps to her roost,
High by the window, she need no boost.
[Chorus]
Bittie the cat loves Charlie, it’s true,
Charlie loves Bittie, gives comfort anew.
Morning brings joy when canned food appears,
Bittie’s joy sounds fill Charlie’s keen ears.
[Verse 3]
She isn’t trained, not a trick to her name,
Talking nonstop is her favorite game.
Other folks try, but they just can’t compete,
Charlie’s the one Bitie’s eager to greet.
[Chorus]
Bittie the cat loves Charlie, it’s true,
Charlie loves Bittie through day and night.
Morning brings joy when canned food appears,
Bittie’s joy sounds fill Charlie’s keen ears.
[Outro]
Bittie, the cat so black, chatters all day,
Safe in her window, she watches and stays.
Charlie and Bittie, a bond strong and deep,
The two together. Both safe when they sleep.